Spammers aren't exactly well known for their language proficiency.
Sometimes it's just annoying, other times it can be pretty funny.
Here are some examples.
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I GOT YOUR IMPRESSIVE INFORMATION THROUGH INTERNET DIRECTORY.
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I have a obscured business suggestion for you.
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My husband was a highly reputable business <b>magnet</b>.
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The death of my husband <b>actually</b> brought sorrow to my life.